On-the-Go Carafe | 96 oz

CLASSIFICATION: Thermal Liquid Transport CAPACITY: 96 Fluid Ounces (12 Cups) ENGINEERING: Patented Pour Geometry ROLE: The Crowd Pleaser

Arriving empty-handed is a social misdemeanor. Arriving with 96 ounces of hot coffee is a heroic act.

This patented transport vessel is the logistical solution for the "Coffee Run." Engineered to hold nearly a gallon of hot or cold liquid, it replaces the precarious juggling act of multiple paper cups with a single, structural unit.

Equipped with a reinforced handle for stability and a precision fill gauge to monitor inventory levels, it allows you to transport thermal comfort to meetings, picnics, or brunch with absolute authority. It ships preassembled, because we know you have better things to do than fold cardboard.

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THE CURATOR'S NOTES

• Volumetric Efficiency: 96 ounces translates to roughly twelve standard 8oz cups. It is the perfect volume to silence a room of under-caffeinated colleagues or relatives.
• Thermal Dynamics: Designed for insulation, it maintains the temperature integrity of the payload—keeping the hot hot and the cold cold—long enough to reach your destination.
• The Interface: The fill gauge is a critical instrument. It eliminates the "shake test," allowing you to visually confirm when reserves are low and reinforcements are required.
• Ergonomics: The handle geometry is patented for a reason. It shifts the center of gravity to allow for a smooth, confident pour, preventing the embarrassment of spilling coffee on a conference table.