The Artisan's Blocked Platter

Your Next Party, Elevated by Simplicity

If your table setting demands more than mere function, The Artisan's Blocked Platter is the witty solution for cultivating instant, blue-chip, rustic-glam style. This isn't just a cheeseboard—it’s your personal declaration of sophisticated imperfection (and a subtle hint that you actually know artisans).

Forget mass-produced uniformity. This exquisite serving tray is handcrafted from uniquely blocked glass, resulting in a piece where every slight variance is a deliberate mark of impeccable taste. The rustic metal trim, aged to perfection, frames the glass, adding an edgy, unapologetic sophistication.

This is the perfect, low-effort accessory for the creative genius. Place it anywhere—dining table, coffee table, or your favorite bar cart—to serve guests with impeccable style. The four rubber feet ensure your priceless marble countertops are safe while you're focused on serving the truly crucial gossip and wine. Your spread is now officially an exhibit, and frankly, your grasp of holiday entertaining is dangerously well-informed.

Choose this delightful platter for instant aesthetic gratification and prove your taste is always impeccably curated (and perfectly audacious).

• Features: Unique, handcrafted blocked glass with rustic metal trim.
• Dimensions: 16''W x 8''D x 1''H (Food safe.)
• Witty Edge: Sophisticated imperfection without damaging your counters.