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Two-A-Day Genius Tote

Two-A-Day Genius Tote

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CLASSIFICATION: Heavyweight Utility Vessel MATERIAL: 100% Cotton Canvas GRAPHIC: Botanical Apple (Double-Sided) DIMENSIONS: 15" x 16" (20" Drop) ROLE: The Anti-Plastic

The single-use plastic bag is a failure of design. It is ugly, weak, and environmentally offensive. The Connoisseur requires a transport vessel with structural integrity.

This tote is that vessel. Crafted from 100% heavy cotton canvas, it possesses the tensile strength required to handle a significant load—whether that is a spontaneous acquisition of heirloom tomatoes or a stack of library books. It does not crumble under pressure.

Adorned with dual botanical apple graphics—one on each face—it offers maximum visual return for minimum effort. It is a highly durable, chic reminder that even your errands should be executed with a sense of occasion.

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THE CURATOR'S NOTES

  • Material Density: This is not the flimsy, see-through tote given away at trade shows. It is heavy canvas. It feels substantial in the hand and holds its shape when loaded.
  • Double-Sided Iconography: The design features the apple—the ancient symbol of knowledge and harvest—printed on both sides. There is no "wrong way" to hold it.
  • The Drop Handle: The 20-inch handle drop is calculated for ergonomic efficiency. It allows the bag to sit comfortably on the shoulder without cutting off circulation or dragging on the ground.
  • Maintenance Protocol: Treat it like a canvas painting. Spot clean only. Do not bleach. If you must iron it, avoid the printed area, or you will melt the art.

 

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